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Last chance sales

Last chance sales

and real last chances

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Caitlin H. Mallery
Jan 23, 2023
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Over the holidays there is a ramping up of sales jargon, in a desperate ploy to make their capitalistic quotas, and the subject lines of emails become increasingly dramatic.

“Last chance for Christmas Shipping!”

“Get 60% off today only!”

“Sale ends at midnight!”

On and on it goes.

person holding red and white love print gift wrapper
Photo by Artem Beliaikin on Unsplash

But it wasn’t actually the last chance, …

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